Adult Sms Jokes, Adult Quotes, Adult Text Messages, Dirty Sayings, Poems

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A dirty Sms Jokes
Ek kunwari ladki ki petme baccha aa gaya..
Uski baap : ye kiska hain?
Ladki : papa miss call to sab hi marta tha..
pata nahi kiska receive ho gaya..!
A funny adult sms
Sardar:Will U Marry me?
Girl:Sorry I'm a Lesbian.
Sardar:"Whats Lesbian?"
Girl:"I have Sex only with Girls".
Sardar:"Maar Taali I'm also Lesbian"
A funny dirty adult sms
Boy Ladki k Saamne Pant utarkar bola-
kya tumhare paas aisa hai?
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Girl panti utarkar boli-
jinke paas aisi hoti hai unke paas inki koi kami nahi hoti.
Dad how was I born
Little Boy: Dad How Was I Born? Dad: Well, Son Ur Mom & I Got Together at "Yahoo". We Set up A Date Via E-Mail & Met In Cyber Cafe Ur Mom Agreed To "Download..... Data" From My "Pen Drive". Just When I Was About to "Transfer", We Realised That Non Of Us Had "Installed" A "Firewall" It Was Too Late To hit "Delete..... Nine Months Later A "Pop-up Window" Appeared Saying"You Have Got A Male" ....
Ladki or salwar
Bakri Ki Jan Talwar Ke Niche,
Ladki Ki Jan Salwar Ke Niche,
Jo Chali Jaye Mat Bhago Uske Piche,
Pyar Karo Usi Se Jo Salwar Khole Khusi Se!
Best Of Luck.
Lady in bus
Lady in bus: aapka kuchh touch ho raha hai.
Man: Oh, wo meri salary hai pocket mein.
Lady: OYE! TERI SALARY 5 MINUTES MEIN 3 GUNA BADH GAYEE?!?
Girl cycling
Ek bar girls hostel me ladkiya cycle chalate hue bahut shor macha rahi thi,Tabhi WARDEN ayi aur boli "shor kam machao nahi to cycle ki seat wapis lagwa Dungi.
Rajasthani lady and conductor
Conductor : baccha ko ticket?
Rajsthani lady :- iko bhi lagego ke ? yo tho abaar bobo chuse hai.
Conductor:- bobo tho iko baap bhi chuse hai.
To uke bhi free me bitha lu
Girls hostel
Girls hostel me phone aaya- meena hai kya ?
Warden ne pucha-piche kya lagati hai ?
Jawab aaya-ab tho pata nahi pehle sarson ka tel lagati thi
Chalo sex karte hain
Husband:- ne sasural me biwi se : chalo sex karte hain
Biwi : nahi ye mere baap ka ghar hai
Husband :- tho kya mere baap ka ghar red light area hai jo to roz
Taiyar ho jati hai.
Topup and lifetime - funny and naughty sms
Suhagrat ko pati ne patni se pucha "kya mehsus kar rahi ho ?"
Patni = aaj tak top_up me kam chalate the aaj se life time karwa liya.
Bansuri bahut choti
Sex ke baad aurat aadmi se boli : "tumari bansuri bahut he choti hai", Aadmi ne bola "mujhe thodi pata tha ke, town-hall mein bajani hai"
36 no shoe
Lady Ė shoes dikhaiye. Shopkeeper :- kitne number ka ? Lady Ė 36 no. Shopkeeper :- shoes kya boobs pe lagani hain?
Circumcision
A couple wanted katna(Circumcision)of their son, but they dont know proper word to print, so they printed the wording :THE CUTTING CEREMONY OF FUCKING INSTRUMENTS
Girl's T-shirt
Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)
What's an average 6 inch long
What's an average 6 inch long
Inside a guyís pants and girls love to blow it up?
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A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive
A funny adult sms
Girl:Itís 2 tight
Boy:Donít worry,Iíll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I canít,
Gal:Itís painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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Weíll buy new WEDDING RING!
Cheating in ad
Fair & lovely ke ad me face dikhaya
Ponds ke ad me hath dikhaya
Pentene ke ad me baal dikhaye
Phir whisper ke ad mein cheating kyun?
2 men and callgirl
2 men went 2 a callgirl. 1st went in and came out n said "Na my wife is better." 2nd went in and came out n said "U R right ur wife is much better."

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