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what is that u keep in ur mouth
Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6" long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?

Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words

Boy:dont worry its tooth brush
A funny dirty adult poem
Niple niple little star

can i suck you in my car

up above the breast so high

always milky never dry

let me touch it never shy

in the bra it will be dry
Adult funny jokes
He took me from a bar

He took me in his car

He took my top off

He puts his lips on mine, but don’t worry:

I’m a bottle of wine!
Dirty jokes
Amitabh bachan in KBC

Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee

What is the colour of your wife’s underwear?

Option 1 : White

Option 2 : Grey

Option 3 : Black

Option 4 : Blue

Sardar jee : Can i phone a friend?
A adult saying
How to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her. How 2 impress a man: Show up naked, bring beer!!
Most difficult golf course
The most difficult golf course in the world is.. "Women Hole" any style you play.. as many shots you try.. & as much perfection you have.. you can never get your balls in..!!!
Teach math to a girl
How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl.
1st add lips
2nd minus clothes
3rd divide legs
and then start Multiplication in the Sweetest Point.
A nice funny adult sms
BUY A SCOOTY…..
PICK UP A BEAUTY…
DRINK A FROOTY….
TAKE HER TO OOTY…
REMOVE HER NIGHTY…
DO UR DUTY…
AFTER 9 MONTHS …
* GET A CUTY *
How to satisfy
HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN: caress excite cuddle fascinate spoil kiss rub

tease pamper console worship respect & love.

HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN: blow job
What body part goes to heaven first
A teacher asked "what part of the body goes to heaven first?"

A child replied "feet"

coz every night I see my mum with her feet in the air screaming

GOD I'M CUMIN!
Sex is a sensation
Sex is a sensation. It's about a man's temptation,
putting his location in a
woman's destination.
Do you understand the explanation or do you need a

demonstration? ;)
Hindi non veg sms
Baccha (looking at breast): Maa ye kya hai?
Maa : Ballon baccha
Baccha : aapke itne chote aur kamwali k itne bade kyun?
Maa : Tune kab dekha?
Baccha : Jab papa hawa bhar rahe the.
Hindi dirty sms
Judge : as you are the key witness,can u tell me the exact place,wheere this man raped ur wife? Sardar : Lifted sardarni"s saree and said,here my lord.
Hindi dirty song
Fiza remix song - Maha bub mere maha bub mere,teri bistar pe mujhe sone de,bahut dudh ( . )( . ) hai tere siney mein,mujhe daba daba k pine de.
Dirty Funny messages
Sambha - sardar thakur ka kya karna hai?
Gabbar - kuch neh uska haat kaa tdo aur roz 3 blue film dikhao,
woh khud tadap tadap k mar jaye ga.
Naughty & Funny messages
Gandhiji never had underwear under his dhoti,
Do u know y?Becoz he believed in " FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT"
Naughty & Funny text sms
A man busy having sex. Son - dad kya kaar rahe ho?
Dad - mummy k tank mein patrol bhar raha hoon
Son - Fuel meter check karke dalo,dopaher me hi uncle tank full kar k gaya.
Naughty & Funny text sms
Girl - mom tom asked me to climb the tree.
Mom u fool, he wanted to see ur panty.
Girl - i knew so i removed my panty before climbing.
Non veg text sms about cricket and bra
Q - What is the difference between hook in cricket and of bra?
A - One sends ball out of the boundary and other keeps balls within the boundary.
Naughty & Funny text sms
a man to shopkeeper: ek white color ka condom de na
shopkeeper: white hi kyo?
man:padosan ka pati mar gaya hai afsos karne jana hai
Girl and her mom
Maa ne apni beti se poocha, "How your married life is going on?"
Beti ne sharmate huye kaha,
"It was just like the advertisement of British airways"
Jab mother ne advertisement dekhi to woh shock ho gayi
7 days a week, twice a day, both ways.

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