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A notice in a factory for girl workers.
If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work
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What happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network, D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
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Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof
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Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster..
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This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat busy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat!
NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!
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Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever.
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Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
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Love affairs:Something like cricket,
where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.
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Boy : while filling up a form: "Dad, what should I write for mother tongue?"
Dad : Very long!
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A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....
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Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'ok come and note the number' :)
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Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Bahre ke hath me "RADIO",
Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",
AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"
WAH WAH Kya Zamana Aaya hai!!!
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HAR KHUSI KO TERI TARAF MOD DENGE, TERE LIYE CHAND TARE TOR DENGE, TERE LIYE KHUSIYON KE DARVAAZE KHOL DENGE, 1 BAAR HAS KE TO DIKHO TERE SAARE DAANT TOR DENGE HA..HA..HA
An urdu funny sms
A 60 year old bachelor advertizes his zaroorat-e-rishta in newspaper. After a month, he gets a letter saying, "Miyan! Is umar mein farishtey aatey hain, rishtey nahin."
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Rabri : oji sunte ho raat me billi(cat) pura dudhwa p jati hai. Lalu : tereko kyee bar bole hain ki raat me blaujwa ka button lga kr soya kar.
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After an emotional hug, Girl whispers to Boy:
"If you hug me once more like that, I will be yours forever"

Boy: Thanks for the warning!!!
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Sexy Teacher: Main kisi per bhi aik nazar dal kay bata sakti hoon
kay woh meray baray main kia soch raha hai.

Student: Miss jab ap ko pata chal jata hoga to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na!!
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Cast of a new Hindi movie:
Ayesha Takia
Mallika Sherawat
Rakhi Sawant
Sherlyn chopra
Bipasha basu
Sameera Reddy
Name of the movie:
ALL THE BREAST
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Sarah ka Boyfriend usay milne aaya
Tu Sarah k chote bhai ne door Khola aur masumyat se bola
Aap roz roz Baji se milne aa jatey hein
Kya aapki Apni Behen Nahi ha?
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Ek bar karo na plz
Kisi ko pata nahi chalega
Plz karo naaa
Muje acha lage ga
Ek bar hamari dosti ki khatr
Kar do na plz
Ek pyara sa SMS..
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In a bath room, a boy touchez a girl every where
Yu Know who was dat boy?


Stupid Itz Life boy Soap

Dirty pple alwayz think dirty.
Funny sms for friends
apko 1 word bhejta hu
jise ap aage se padhoya pichhe se
aapko apna hi naam dikhai dega
ULLU

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