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Funny hindi jokes
Sir - Baccho kasam khao kabhi sarab, cigarate, jua or ladki ko nehi chuoge.Des k liye jaan doge..
Bacche - de denge sir, aysi zindegi rakh k kya karenge.
A funny love letter of biscuit wala
Biscuit wala"s love letter - Dear MARRIE, wish u a GOOD DAY,U have just KRACKJACKED my LITTLE HEARTS,now i am in 50-50 position,plz dont play HIDE N SEEK with me,ur TIGER.
Funny Bengali Jokes
Question - jatak golper Buddhadeb ses jibone ki hoye jonmechilen?
Answer - Paschim banger cheif minister.
Funny sms jokes about vodafone
A lady delivered twins,surprisingly 1 s a boy and another 1 is a dog. how is it possible? Bcoz her husband is a VODAFONE dealer,whereever u go,network follows.
Funny text messages
A man saw his wife sleeping wd his friend.
He took a gun and shot him.
Wife says in anger "is tarha behave karoge to sare dost kho doge."
Funny text message - saand amd gai
Saand - " kya bolti tu?"
Gai - "kya main bolu?"Saand "sun''
Gai - " suna"
Saand - "aati kya goshala?"
Gai - "kya karu aake main goshala?"
Saand - "mundi hilayenge,ghas chabayenge,gobar felayenge aur kya".
Funny commercial messages
If all big companies starts to market condom of their brand?
Pepsodent condom kare raat bhar dhisum dhisum.
Colgate condom yeh hamara suraksha chakra
MRF condom Extra rubber,extra milage.
Moov condom aah se aaha tak
Sprite condom Bujhaye only pyaas baki sab bakwas
Tata sky condom iski laga dala toh life jhingalala.
Love never die - a funny mssg
2 lovers plans 2 suicide.
Boy - jumped 1st,
Girl closed her eyes and return back saying love is blind
Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never die.
Funny sms message
Wife 2 husband - oh zara dhire se karo rajdhani chala rahe ho kya?Maalgadi chalao na.
Their son fell from bed and said - jo marji chalaopadh passenger ko maat girao.
Cat and Elephant - A Funny message
Cat - how old r u?
Elephant - 15 years
Cat - 15 ? but u look so big
Elephant - i am a complan boy
Cat - i am 30
Elephant - 30? but u look so small.
Cat - i am ponds age miracle.
Funny jokes
On a romantic day sardar's girl friend asks him,Darling on our engagement day,will u give me a ring?
Sardar - sure but from landline or mobile?
Hot and funny sms
Mallika searwat ne Ramdev se pucchi ki -
"main nahate samay kaya kagaun ki meri yovan surakshit rahe?
Ram dev ne kaha - "Bathroom ka darwaja".
Funny sms messages
Santa - kitne bacche hai aapke?
Banta - 13.
Santa - baapre itne bacche kyun?
Banta - gharwali k baap se waada kiya tha ki kabbhi usko khali pet nehi rakhunga.
Funny sms jokes
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
Funny messages
you know ek ladki aapni life mein RANI LAXMI BAI hoti hai kaise?
shadi se pahle rani
shadi k baad laxmi
aur 2-3 bacche hone k baad bai.
Funny sms jokes
A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg.
Removed Sandals = 56.
Then Dupatta = 52
Now Coins Finished.......
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A Boy Behind Her
Said
"U Carry On",
I Have Coins!
Romance Mathematics - Funny message
~ Romance Mathematics ~

Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
What a joke
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can't send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I'm sending you just 1 joke
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"You are so beautiful"
Decent Funny Sms
Wife :-I will die.
Husband :- I will also die.
Wife :- why will you die?
Husband :- because I can't bear that much happiness
Decent Funny Joke
God made us body parts for a reason. Eyes: to look at you Hands: to pray for you Mind: to remember you Heart: to miss you and.. Legs: to kick you if u ever forget me!!

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