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Bank Robbers - Funny jokes
After robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
Teacher and pappu - Funny sms
teacher:agar chor piche ke darwaje se aaye then what to do??
pappu: just dial 001...police bhi peche se ayegi.
Pappu in bus - Funny sms
pappu double deckar bus me upar jakar betha
jese hi bus chali wo bhagkar niche aa gaya
condcr:niche q aaye?
pappu: oye, upar driver nhi he
A funny hindi sms
mehrbaan kadardaan dekho mere sms ka kamaal
ghanti bajegi bander nachega
mobile uthayega sms padega ab muskurayega
ab banda hoshiyari dikhayega or msg forward karega
Wife and Husband - Funny Jokes
Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee!

Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?

Husband: Tum ko kese pata?

Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!
Funny sms jokes about Brain Transplantaion
If i need "Brain Transplantation" I will prefer your brain...don't think that you are a genius.......... i need a brain which is never used before
Surprise to day - Funny text messages
Son - I want a baby brother.
Mom - your dad is overseas. When he comes back we will talk over it.
Son - why don't u give him a surprise?
Funny sms
A newly married girl name Ruby got first class in her B.Ed exams.
Her husband sent telegram to her parents -
Ruby First Class in Bed!
9 Confusions
"Interesting Confusions"

1. Can u cry under water?

2. Do fish ever get thirsty?

3. Why don't birds fall out of trees when they sleep?

4. What do u call a male lady bird?

5. Why is it called building when it's already built?

6. When they say dog food is new & improved in taste, who tastes it?

7. If money doesn't grow on trees then why banks have branches?

8. Why does a round pizza come in sqaure box?

9.Why doesn't glue, stick to its bottle;-)..!!
ECG when you go out
ECG if u go out with wife
/l__,-.__/\_,_,-.

ECG if u go out with girlfriend
_/l_/l_/l_/l_/\_/\_

ECG if wife catches u with girlfriend...
/\________
Man on right & women on left
Q: Do u knw y in a couple's photo
man is on d right side & woman on d left?
A: Coz as per balance sheet, Liabilities r on d
Left Side & Assets on d Right!
Common in Police and Girlfriend
Girlfriend & Police
Main Kia Baat Common Hay ???
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Donoo Hi Paisa Kha Kar
Chhod Dete Hain ! :p
An elephant and three ants - a funny joke
Three ants find an elephant asleep.
One says,"We'll kill him!"
Other one says,"We'll break his legs!"
3rd one says:
"choro yaar bechara akela hai aur hum teen..!!":-)
Girlfriend in the language of Math
What is a girl friend?

Addition of problems,
subtraction of money,
multiplication of enemies
&
division of friends.
Funny sms messages
A girl & boy were sitting alone,
that boy started touching de girl,

Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage.

Boy : ok call me when u r married.
Funny sms jokes
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-

C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally.....
Thats why boys go to college
Monkey and Donkey
What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message &
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is yours
Dinosaurs and Decent Girls
Do u know similarity
between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
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Both don't exist in todays world
Hindi Funny Shayari
Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney,
Pyar ke riwajon ko zamana kiya jaaney,

Hoti hai kitni takleef larrki ko pataney main,
Ye ghar pe baitha larki ka baap kiya jaaney
Funny hindi poem
Mere dost tanhai me na waqt bitaya karo,
Kabhi kabhi mehfilon me bhi aaya karo,

Kiya hua jo toot gaye hen samney k 4 dant,
Phir bhi moun khol ker muskuraya karo..
One hundred percent
Patient : What are the chances
of my recovering doctor?

Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.

Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died.
Sun of Moon
Teacher : Which is more important to us,
the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.

Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night
when we need it but the sun gives us light
only in the day time when we dont need it.
A funny coversation
beta-5 rupey de do
papa-kya karega
beta-mere sare frnds ka account hai mai bhi khulwaunga
papa-very good. kaha pe?
beta-cigratte ki dukan pe
A man on his death time
one kanjus on his death time
my wife where r u
wife= yes i'm here
kanjus-my sons r u all here
yess papa
to fir us room me pankha q on hai.

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