Funny Sms, Funny Text Messages, Damn Funny Sayings, Jokes.

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Funny sms about Father's Age
Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me,
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born?
Damn Funny sms jokes in hindi
A boy went 2 drop an unknown aunty 2 her home,
Aunty: beta raat bahot ho gayi hain, yahi so jao, bittoo ke room me.
Boy: nahi aunty main guest room me so jaunga
next morning a beautiful girl comes with a cup of coffee.

boy: aap kon?

girl: main bitoo.., aap kon?



boy: main chutia...
Funny sms about Ayodha Raam Mandir
Raam chandra keh gaya siya se...
aisa kalyug aayega.....


kahan hua tha mera janam....
aab Supreme court batayega
3 Monkeys
3 monkeys escaped from the zoo...
One was caught watching TV...
Another playing football...
And the third one...
(scroll down for answer)











No its not you...

Why do u always think u r a monkey?
A funny t-shirt slogan
Slogan written on a bald man's T-shirt...
God made some perfect heads..
on d rest he put hair to hide his mistakes..
A funny puzzle sms
1- U r a nice person.
2- line one is true.
3- line 2 is false if line 1 is true.
4- both 2&3 are true.
5- all 4 r false.


Cant solve it??? pass on
A funny mathematics jokes sms
I.Q. Test:
Char zero ek saat likho
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Likha?
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kaise?
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0000 aise likha?
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Fail...
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Correct Ans "4017"
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Ghar walo ne kitni umido se padhaya,
sab pani mein...
Funny sms about Dentist
If dentists make films,wt the names will be-
*Daant ho na ho
*Jaanam brush karo
*Aa ab clean karen
*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
*Humara daant aapke paas hai!:-)
Tell about yourself - A Funny Sms
Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?
Funny sms - teacher and student
TCHR : TUM BADE HOKR KYA KROGE?
BOY : SHADI
TCHR : NHI, MERA MTLB KYA BNOGE?
BOY : DULHA,
TCHR : OHO, I MEAN KYA HASIL KRNA CHAHTE HO?
BOY : DULHAN
Post Graduate - Funny Jokes
If someone passed any degree after graduation its called Post Graduate,
if some passed a degree after masters, what it would be called?


Simple.......

Post Master
Funny jokes - Teacher vs student
TEACHER: WO TEEN WORDS BTAO JO SBSE JYADA BOLE JAATE HAI?


STUDENT:MUJHE NAHI PTA

TEACHER:SABASH BETA BAITH JAO.
Employee and boss - a funny conversation
EMPLOYEE- "BOSS MERI SHADI HO GAYI, MERI SALARY BADHA DO"

BOSS- "FACTORY KE BAHAR HONE WALE HADSO KE LIYE COMPANY ZIMEDAR NAHI HOTI"
Spaces between fingers - A Funny Jokes
Do you know why God has created spaces between your fingers?

So that someone would come in your life..

hold your hand & say...



"LE BIDI PEE.."
One Day One Fool - A Funny Message
2day i have not sent Sms 2 anybody Except U.
2day i have not thought about anybody Except U.
Because my policy is?
one day one fool..!
A funny sms - Price of Banana peel
Cstmer : How much is that banana for?

Slsman : Rs.10

Cstmer : Can you sell it to me for Rs.6?

Slsman : At that rate, you will only get the banana peel!

Cstmer : Ok I will buy the banana for Rs.4, but you can keep the peel!
Kamina Master ji
School mein master ji ne puchha - " Mujh me koi bhi kami nahi hain"
To mujhe tum log kya kahoge?
Students : "Kami na"
Hindi funny sms
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using
Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any
message. He angried and called to rani. She told stupid "This was a missed call"
If a boy gives a love letter - funny jokes
If a boy gives a love letter to a gurl, pple call him "Loffer"
But if a gurl gives a letter to a boy, they call it "Offer".
Feeeeel da diffffference :)
A Funny Jokes
Sahab:
Tum bathroom main qun ghus aye,
kiya tumhein pta nahi tha ki main nahaa rahaa hun?
naukar:
sahab galati ho gayi,
mein samjhaa tha begum sahibaa naha rahi hain ;-)
A damm funny conversation
Husband: Meri Biwi Gum ho Gae Hay!
Post Master: Andhay ye post office hay
Police Station jao.

Husband: Maaf Kejeay Ga Khushi
may Smjh nai a Rha Kidhar jaaon?
A funny sms poetry
Jack & Jill went up da hill 2 have a little fun.
But stupid Jill forgot da pill and now they have a son.
Son and mom - A funny sms message
son : aap papa k upar char k jump kyon karte h?
mom : papa k pet ki hawa nikal ne k liye.
son : kya faida, kamwali to papa ki pant khol k mukh se fir bhardeti hai.
Funny sms jokes - Dhitarastra and Gandhari
Dhitarastra - main bahut khush hoon priye, tumne mujhe 100 putra diye.
Gandhari - yeh samvab na hota swami aagar aap andhe na hote.
Funny sms jokes - Dhitarastra and Gandhari
Say who is guilty
Wife dreaming in the midnight & suddenly shouts "Quick my husband is back."
Man gets up, jumps out of the window n realises damn, I am the husband ;)

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