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When a girl do some action - a messages on facebook girls
When a Girl Accepts Your Friend Request
it means she accepted Your "Friendship" Not Your "Proposal"..
When a Girl sends you a Friend Request
it means She wants to be your Friend not Your Girlfriend.
When She Tag you
it means she wants to share her Thoughts with You
'n not that She's Lost in Your Thoughts..
When she comments on Your status
it means She's just being Social 'n not Flirting..
When She Like Your comment
it means She like Your Comment not You. !
A Funny Urdu sms about girls - world without girls
Imagine world without girls
roads sunsan markets viran
na janu na jan
na koi girl friend k liye preshan
bas namaz & quran
&
sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam
Girls look beautiful because...
Why do girls look beautiful?
is it real or due to make up?

all false

Girls look beautiful because
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boys have good IMAGINATION
Difference between actions of girls and boys
It's a girls world

If a girl laughs loudly she is cheerful,
If boy laughs loudly he's mannerless!

If girl talks sweetly she is charming,
If boy talks sweetly he's flirt,

If girl is silent, she's feeling sad,
If a boy is silent, he's being rude

If girls walk in a group it's a group,
If a boy walk in a group it's GANG!
Degrees for define Girls - A funny message on girls
Degrees of girls!
B.A.-Beautiful Angel
B.E.-Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure
B.Com-Beautiful Communication
M.B.A.-Married But Awesome!
Agar tum mil jao - A funny and naughty sms about girl
GIRLZ OF 1995*
"AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM"

GIRLZ OF 2007*
AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM
Reson to cry - a true message for girls and boys
Fact of Life :-
If a girl cries, there may be thousand reasons.
But if a boy cries, there is only one reason:

"GIRL"
Girls are like phones - A funny but true saying
Girls are like phones.

We like to be held and talked too-
but if u press the wrong button
u'll be disconnected!
Girl when kissing - A funny joke about girl
Question : Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy?

Guess‚
Guess
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Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.
Decent Girls and Dinosaurs
Do u know similarity
between Dinosaurs & Decent Girls?
?
?
?
?
Both don't exist.
Girls as password of computer
Fact of Life...

Only 1% of the girls
become wife of their lovers,
the remaining become
passwords on the computer! :-)
Calories burnt by sex
Calories burnt by sex:
Lying down: 90cal
Stnding up: 492cal
Dog style: 326cal
2nd round: 824cal
Dresing up after sex while WIFE knocks at the door: 50000 cal.
A man married a lady traffic police
A man married a Lady Traffic police Inspector.
Friend: How was ur first night?
Man: She charged Rs 100 from me for Overspeed,
200 for wrongside entry and Rs 500 for no helmet
Prostitution is best business
Two prostitutes were talking:
We're in the best business in the world
Why's that then?
Well, we've got it, we sell it, and we've STILL got it!
Sand saal mein 300 bar sex karta hain
Wife to husband : ek Sand saal me 300 bar sex krta hai
Tum iska adha bhi nahi krte.
Pati : ye kaha likha ha ke wo 300 bar ek hi cow ke sath krta hai
Why girls wear tight fittings
UNIVERSAL TRUTH :
When girls wear tight fittings,
Neither they are
Comfortable
Nor
Boys are comfortable…. !!
Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hain
Q. Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata he?
A. Jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle pregnant ho jaye aur uski maa kahe,
HE BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA.
A funny adult sms
Galib sahab par ek ladki ne peshab kar diya.
Galib :aye chanchal shokh hassena ye kaisi nadani hai?
Grl:Aap jis jheel se nikle hain,ye usi jheel ka pani hain
A girl to doctor - non veg sms
A girl goes 2 doctor n says-Doctor mere niche 1 ched aur kar do.
Doctor asked: why?
Girl : business aacha chal raha hai soch rahi hu ek branch aur khol loon.
Banta and Lady Teacher
LadyTeacher: write a sentence ending with hand.
Banta: My penis in ur hand. Teacher slapped Banta.
Santa: Sorry mam, I 4got 2 put space betwn PEN IS.

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