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Bakri or Bhains
Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked: "Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?"
Wife: "Dikhta nahin, bakri hay!"
Husband: "Bakri se hi poch raha hu"
Nind mein gaali
Wife: kal rat tum mujhey neend main galian kiyon de rahey thay?

Husband: tumhain galat fehmi hoi hai..

Wife: kaisi galat fehmi???

Husband: yehi k main neend main tha..
Yakinan Andha
A beggar- 'Oh sundari! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..'

Husband said 2 his wife- "De de,
tujhe sundari bola hai to yaqinan andha hi hai..." :p
Who is paying the bill
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!
Newly wed wife
Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife: Thanks, but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.
Who is guilty
Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night
and suddenly shouts: "Up! Quick! My husband is back!"

Man gets up, jumps out of the window,
hurts himself, and then realizes: "Damn, I am the husband!"
Husband or Gadha
Difference between Husband & gadha.
Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!
Is Saal Roza Rakho Gey
Wife: Is Saal Roza Rakhoge?
Husband: Nahi

Wife: Aur Taravi Parhoge?
Husband: Mushkil Hai

Wife: Aur Aftaari Karoge?
Husband: Han! Ab itna Bhi Kafir Nahi Ha
Khwabo me akeli ladki
Husbnd: Kal mere khawab me 1 larki ayi thi
Wah!kia larki thi

Wife:Akeli aye hogi?

Husbnd:Wao tumhe kese pata?

Wife:Uska husband mere khawab me aya tha...!
Pehle ka 99
Wife: Meray iraday baray naik hain,

Aap 100 main say aik hain!

Husband: dimagh k hum b DON hain,

pehle ye bata baqi k 99 koN ha.
Cricket match, Wife and husband
Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi,

husband smart banke aya or bolay,
"DARLING MAIN KAISA LAG RAHA HON?"

tabhi wife zor se chillayi

"CHAKKAAAA!!!"
Kon kitna pyar karta hain - husband of wife
Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola:

"Aadmi ushi ko marta hai jis se Pyar kerta hai."

Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maray aur Boli

"Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyar nahi kerti"

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