Santa Banta Sms, Santa Banta Jokes Text Messages, Santa Banta Funny Conversation and Sayings.

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Santa and dudh pilati aurat..
Bus Me 1 Aurat Bacche ko ApNa Dudh Pilate Huye bolti hain - Peele, Nahi to Uncle ko de DunGi!
SANTA : OYE, Jaldi Decide kar!Tere Chakkar Me 5 stop Aage Aa Gya Hoon!
Banta and mobile marriage bureau
Banta: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai: Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye,
Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye.

Desi Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun?
Banta: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!
Santa banta and birla cement
Santa : Marte Waqt Aadmi ko Kya dena chahiye ?
Banta : Birla Cement
Santa : Kyun?
Banta : Kyoki iss Cement me jaan Hai.
Thief in banta's home
Santa- kaha ja rahe ho?
Banta- Police Station, Mere ghar chor aya he
Santa- BV ko akela chod dia
Banta- Nhi, usne chor ko baho me jakad rakha hai.
Banta and mujrawaali
Banta mujra dekhne gaya, saari raat mujra dekha
mujrewaali boli saab humne aapko khush kiya ab aap humhe khush kijiye
banta utha aur nachne laga
Banta and air hostess
Banta saw an air hostess wearing a badge on d left side of her chest bearing d name TINA... He said, Thats cute... Whatve u named d other one?...
20 saal bad bachha
Banta k ghar shadi k 20 saal bad bachcha hua,
Wo udas ho gya, santa: Yar udas kyu ho?
bunta: 20 saal bad bachha hua wo bhi,

CHHOTA SA
Santa banta and chess
Santa Banta chess khel rahe the..
joke doesnt end here!!
Santa: yaar hum khel band karte hai.
Banta: thik hai, waise bhi tera ghoda aur mera hathi hi bacha hai..
Santa and future tense
Teacher: I killed a person convert this sentence into future tense.
Santa: The future tense is You will go to jail.
Banta and ice rate - funny jokes
Banta baraf ka tukra lekar gaur se dekh raha tha.
Kisi ne kaha, Kya kar rahe ho

banta - dekh raha hu ki kaha se lick ho raha hain.....
Risk of aids
Santa, Banta n Ghanta Talking Abut Aids
1st: Me To Condom K Bina Krta Nhi
2nd: Me To Ungli Me B Phenta Hu
3rd. Me To Risk Nhi Leta Padosise Krvata Hu.
Santa and his family in the trip to south India
After making a trip of South India , Santa his wife and his son were returning to punjab in Tamilnadu Express. Santa was occupying the lower berth, his wife the middle berth and his son the top most berth in the train. When the train stopped at one of the stations on the way back the son requested Santa to bring him a cup of Ice cream to which Santa readily agreed. When Santa and his son returned they found that a South Indian who couldnt understand hindi had occupied his sons birth . Outraged, Santa called the TT and asked him to help. TT requested that he could not understand Hindi/Punjabi so it would be better if Santa explained the whole situation to him in English. Santa Singh explained, That man sleeping on top of my wife is not giving birth to my child.
Chandigarh and Ayodhya
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya
Santa was removing a wheel from his auto
Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
A man asks Santa why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
Santa : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
Santa on railway track
Santa: standing on platform suddenly jumps on railway track.
Man: marega kya?
Santa: Saale marega to tu,
suna nahi train platform pe aa rahi hai.
Santa and Hijade
2 Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye.
Haye haye main to 1100 lungi.
Dusri Boli main to 2100 lungi.
Peeche se Santa bola Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai!!!

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