Santa Banta Sms, Santa Banta Jokes Text Messages, Santa Banta Funny Conversation and Sayings.

Here you will find a lots of funny santa banta sms, text messages, funny conversation between santa and banta.
Mai jaa raha hu
Santa ask to Banta:
I am Going Iska Kya matalab hota hai
Banta: Mai ja raha hu
Santa: Abe ruk pahle bata fir ja..
Banta writing slowly
Santa was writing something very slowly.
Friend ask: Why r u writing so slowly?
Santa: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.
Dont use mobile here
Santa petrol pump gya, wahan usne aik board pe likha dekha
"Dont Use mobile here"
Santa G ny mobile nikala or har dost phone kar k kaha
"Dont Call Me Now!
Santa and cop
Santa was riding on a horse.
He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note'
Banta and Lady Teacher
LadyTeacher: write a sentence ending with hand.
Banta: My penis in ur hand. Teacher slapped Banta.
Santa: Sorry mam, I 4got 2 put space betwn PEN IS.
Teacher to santa
Teacher to santa :- aisi kisi jagah ka naam batao jise banaya
to Aadmi Ne hai par phir bhi wo waha ja nahi sakta ?
Santa : "ladies toilet"
20 saal bad bachha
Banta k ghar shadi k 20 saal bad bachcha hua,
Wo udas ho gya, santa: Yar udas kyu ho?
bunta: 20 saal bad bachha hua wo bhi,

CHHOTA SA
Santa banta and chess
Santa Banta chess khel rahe the..
joke doesnt end here!!
Santa: yaar hum khel band karte hai.
Banta: thik hai, waise bhi tera ghoda aur mera hathi hi bacha hai..
Santa and future tense
Teacher: I killed a person convert this sentence into future tense.
Santa: The future tense is You will go to jail.
Banta and ice rate - funny jokes
Banta baraf ka tukra lekar gaur se dekh raha tha.
Kisi ne kaha, Kya kar rahe ho

banta - dekh raha hu ki kaha se lick ho raha hain.....
Risk of aids
Santa, Banta n Ghanta Talking Abut Aids
1st: Me To Condom K Bina Krta Nhi
2nd: Me To Ungli Me B Phenta Hu
3rd. Me To Risk Nhi Leta Padosise Krvata Hu.
Damn funny Santa banta jokes
After making a trip of South India , Santa his wife and his son were returning to punjab in Tamilnadu Express. Santa was occupying the lower berth, his wife the middle berth and his son the top most berth in the train. When the train stopped at one of the stations on the way back the son requested Santa to bring him a cup of Ice cream to which Santa readily agreed. When Santa and his son returned they found that a South Indian who couldnt understand hindi had occupied his sons birth . Outraged, Santa called the TT and asked him to help. TT requested that he could not understand Hindi/Punjabi so it would be better if Santa explained the whole situation to him in English. Santa Singh explained, That man sleeping on top of my wife is not giving birth to my child.
Chandigarh and Ayodhya
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya
Santa was removing a wheel from his auto
Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
A man asks Santa why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
Santa : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
Santa on railway track
Santa: standing on platform suddenly jumps on railway track.
Man: marega kya?
Santa: Saale marega to tu,
suna nahi train platform pe aa rahi hai.
Santa and Hijade
2 Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye.
Haye haye main to 1100 lungi.
Dusri Boli main to 2100 lungi.
Peeche se Santa bola Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai!!!

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