Santa Banta Sms, Santa Banta Jokes Text Messages, Santa Banta Funny Conversation and Sayings.

Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank, but instead of cash they find
bottles of chilled red wine...
happily they drink and left
next day headline

-Braking News-

"Blood Bank Robbed"

Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do,
mere dost aa rahe hain.
Santa's Wife : Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.

Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.

Santa k ghar
Navjot sing siddhu ki tasvir lagi hui thi,
Banta : yeh kyu laga rakkhi hai?
Santa : laughing buddha lene gaya tha,
dukandar ne kaha yeh latest hain...

Kanjus Santa : I went 4 my honeymoon alone & saved half the money.

Banta : tht's nothing.. I saved all my money, my friend was going
& I sent my wife with him...