Santa Banta Sms, Santa Banta Jokes Text Messages, Santa Banta Funny Conversation and Sayings.

Here you will find a lots of funny santa banta sms, text messages, funny conversation between santa and banta, funny jokes about santa and banta.
Funny Coversation between santa and banta
Santa: What'z da name of ur car?
Banta: I dont know bt it startz with "T"
Santa: Kamal ay yaar tayri gaddee tea naal start hundee hy, apni ty Petrol naal start hundee hey.
Santa, Swimming pool and lady
Officer Santa: Madam swimming is restricted in this lake.
Lady: why didn't you tell me when I was removing my CLOTHES?
Officer Santa: Removing clothes is not restricted.
Funny Coversation between santa and banta
Santa asks banta - What is diffrence between
1. Girlfriend
2. Lover
3. Wife
4. Stepny

Banta said d ansr s very very simple
1. Prepaid
2. Lifetime
3. Postpaid
4. Coinbooth
Funny Coversation between santa and banta
Santa: What'z da name of ur car?
Banta: I dont know bt it startz with "T"
Santa: Kamal ay yaar tayri gaddee tea naal start hundee hy, apni ty Petrol naal start hundee hey.
Funny Coversation between santa and teacher
Teacher: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan....
Funny Coversation between santa and tourist
Santa went to mysore palace.

Tourist guide - santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair
Santa - oye dont worry yaar i'll get up wen he'll come here.!!..
santa and his wife - funny sms
Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai
Funny Coversation between santa and tourist
Santa: banta yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?
Banta: oye tenu eh v nhi pata Santa. dear jab auto main koi ganji ladki ja
rahi ho to usse kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI.
Akal badhi ya bhains - a funny sms
Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
Nurse and Santa - funny jokes
Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
Petrol ka rate - funny jokes
Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda.
Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."
Santa and Sadhu - a funny conversation
Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai,
koi upay batao.
Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
Santa and dog's tail
Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe.
Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.
Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.
what do you call a deaf person
Teacher : what do you call a person who cannot hear
banta : you can call him whatever you want he cant hear anyway...
Santa in the plane first time
Santa 1st time plane me baitha.
Plane runway pe chal raha tha.
Tabhi Santa ne pilot ko SLAP mara aur bola:
Sale, mai Late ho raha hun aur tu By road ja raha hai?
Santa buying underwear
Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao,
Party wear nahin chahiye
Santa and college girls
santa-agar main nariyal k ped par chad jaau to engineering colleg ki ladkiyan dikh jayengi
banta-fir hath chod dena to medical college ki bhi dikh jayengi
Santa's Chatri
Santa ki chhatri me chhed tha,
Banta : chhed kyun hain?
Santa : baarish rukegi to pata kaise chalega!

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