Funny Sardar Sms, Sardar Jokes, Quotes, Sardar Text Messages, Funny Sayings about Sardar.

Sardar ke sapne me ladki
Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..

"hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain"
Its easier to shoot a woman
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it's easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.
Sardar & Pathan
Pathan: Yar ye Doctor Parche pe aisa kya likhta hai
jo sirf Medical
Store Wale Hi Samajh Paate Hai.

Sardar: Wo likhta hai:
"Maine to Loot Liya tu b Loot le"...
Sardar and his siter - damn funny jokes
SARDAR APNI SISTER KE SAATH BIKE PE JA RAHA THA.
BOY: OH! PAAJI GIRLFRIEND K SAATH KAHA JA RAHE HO

SARDAR: OYE ! GIRLFRIEND HOGI TERI MERI TO SISTER HAI.
Sardar and auto driver - funny conversation
SARDAR & HIS WIFE GOING 2 CITY IN AUTO....
DRIVER ADJUSTED MIRROR..
SARDARJI SHOUTED U R SEEING MY WIFE...

GO & SIT BACK I WILL DRIVE THE AUTO...
A foolish sardar - damn funny sms message
1 SARDAR INDIAN FLAG LENE SHOP PAR GAYA.

FLAG DEKHKAR SARDAR KUCH BOLA
JISE SUNKAR SHOPKEEPER PARESHAN HO GAYA..

GUESS WOH KYA BOLA.....



IS MEIN AUR COLOUR DIKHAO
A funny sms message about a Sardar's brothers
1 SARDAR PURI LIFE ONLY 1 THING SOCHTE SOCHTE MAR GAYA

KI MERE TO 2 BROTHERS HAI
PHIR MERI SISTER KE 3 BROTHERS KAISE
Sardar and socks - very funny text message
1ST SARDAR : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!


2ND SARDAR: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.
Aj main paani ko ullu bayana - funny message
1ST SARDAR: AAJ MAINE PAANI KO ULLU BANAYA
2ND SARDAR: wo kaise?
1ST SARDAR: aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm kiya
aur thande pani se naha liya.
Hahahahaha...
Funny Declaration of Sardar
Sardar declares:
.. . . I will never marry in my life &. . .

.. . . I'll give same advice to my children also. . . . .
A funny conversation between sardars
SARDAR talking on cell.
2ND SARDAR: kis se baat kar raho ho.
1ST: biwi se.....
2ND: itne... pyar se....?

1ST: tumhari hai. . .
Donkey kicked sardar
A donkey kicked sardar & ran away
sardar ran to catch the donkey.
He saw a zebra & started beating it
& said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'.
Sardar buying moorgi - funny jokes
Sardar : murgi kitne ka? Murgiwala 70 50 10.
Sardar Rs 10? itna sasta kyon?
Murgiwala : Sir,isko aids hai,
Sardar : koi baat nehi,dedo kahna hai sona thodi hai.
Sardar was doing potty - A funny text message
Ek sardar VIP road pe potty kar raha tha,
police ne pakad liya,jab isey 'le jane lageto
sardar bola : " saboot to uthalo nahi to case haar jaoge.
Sardar went to kiss a girl - a funny reply
A Sardar sees a beautiful girl.
He goes and kises her. The girl shouts and
says
what r u doing.
Sardar says B COM from KHALSA college.
Sardar's biwi and security guard - funny jokes of sardar
sardar: yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai,
friend: acha wo kaise?
Yar kal me ghar aya to wo bath tub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi
thi.!!
Sardar on the way to hell - funny saying
Yamraj took a sardar on tour to hell. There he saw gandhi dancing with
Bipasha.
Sardar asked:gandhi de saza itni mazedar kyon?
yamraj: saza ta Bipasha nu diti hai..
Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara - a sardar jokes
teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times
sardar: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara
a funny sardar jokes
Postman :- I had To come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar :- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it..
a damm funny sardar jokes
A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide, U'VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR..
a damm funny sardar jokes
The Titanic is going to sink....
Everybody in the ship is crying, running or praying to God...
An Italian asks the nearby Sardar "How far is land from here?"
Sardarji : Two miles.
Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise.
The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up to the surface to ask the Sardar something again.
"Just tell me which direction is land two miles from here?"
Sardarji : Downwards......
a sardar jokes - ATM fun
A sardar was drawing money from ATM. The sardar behind him in the line said,
"Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks(****).
The first sardar replies, " Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong. Its 1258."
a damm funny sardar jokes
Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says "Hi, Main bol Raha Hoon".
The other sardar replies "Oye Kamaal Hai Yaar, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!"

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